Well, OK, so it's from last year, but I finally remembered it correctly so I decided to post it.
Hubby on the topic of forwarding junk e-mails (after receiving the same hoax e-mail for the 3rd or 4th time in a week):
"This is why I don't forward e-mail. It's like putting the junk mail from our USPS box into an envelope and sending it to a friend. If I wouldn't do it with my junk mail, why would I do it with e-mail? Just put it in the trash where it belongs."
3 days ago