Read ALL incoming new e-mail before sending thanks to your mother-in-law for the three HUGE boxes just arrived from Fisher-Price... that are really from your best friend.
Oops!!
Oh well!! At least Sandy (MIL) has a great sense of humor... she'll laugh!
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Weird Sighting of the Day...
I have a mental image for you all to conjure up.
Begin with the body height and shape of Gimley the Dwarf from LOTR.
For the head/face/hair: think craggy, leathery skin with grizzled eyebrows and a beakish/bulbous nose (yes, I know they're opposites, but work with me here! It was long and bulbous, so there!)
Add a do rag on top of shaggy dark brown hair almost to the waist, then add a rather unkempt, very untrimmed beard--complete with 5 or 6 dreadlocks....
For attire: a green kilt, white knee socks pulled ALL the way up, a walking stick/cane thingie, cool brown walking shoes, and the traditional male Scots purse of choice, a sporran!! Don't forget to add a beat-up old back-pack slung over the shoulders. So help me, he's wearing a shirt, but I'm so focused on the kilt & sporran that I don't care what shirt image you conjure.
OK now..... Got that image?!
I SAW HIM TODAY!!!!! (And if I had been driving, I'd have driven off the road). Wish I'd had my camera handy..... and that NCS's Barbarian Day had been a bit later... I could've sent him y'alls way & he'd have fit right in!!
Begin with the body height and shape of Gimley the Dwarf from LOTR.
For the head/face/hair: think craggy, leathery skin with grizzled eyebrows and a beakish/bulbous nose (yes, I know they're opposites, but work with me here! It was long and bulbous, so there!)
Add a do rag on top of shaggy dark brown hair almost to the waist, then add a rather unkempt, very untrimmed beard--complete with 5 or 6 dreadlocks....
For attire: a green kilt, white knee socks pulled ALL the way up, a walking stick/cane thingie, cool brown walking shoes, and the traditional male Scots purse of choice, a sporran!! Don't forget to add a beat-up old back-pack slung over the shoulders. So help me, he's wearing a shirt, but I'm so focused on the kilt & sporran that I don't care what shirt image you conjure.
OK now..... Got that image?!
I SAW HIM TODAY!!!!! (And if I had been driving, I'd have driven off the road). Wish I'd had my camera handy..... and that NCS's Barbarian Day had been a bit later... I could've sent him y'alls way & he'd have fit right in!!
Wednesday, November 8, 2006
From Mikey's Funnies
today'sFUNNY=============================
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
today'sTHOT============================
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
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PASS IT ON!
Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it! www.mikeysFunnies.com
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
today'sTHOT============================
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
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PASS IT ON!
Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it! www.mikeysFunnies.com
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