Thursday, November 30, 2006

Note to Self...

Read ALL incoming new e-mail before sending thanks to your mother-in-law for the three HUGE boxes just arrived from Fisher-Price... that are really from your best friend.


Oh well!! At least Sandy (MIL) has a great sense of humor... she'll laugh!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Weird Sighting of the Day...

I have a mental image for you all to conjure up.

Begin with the body height and shape of Gimley the Dwarf from LOTR.

For the head/face/hair: think craggy, leathery skin with grizzled eyebrows and a beakish/bulbous nose (yes, I know they're opposites, but work with me here! It was long and bulbous, so there!)
Add a do rag on top of shaggy dark brown hair almost to the waist, then add a rather unkempt, very untrimmed beard--complete with 5 or 6 dreadlocks....

For attire: a green kilt, white knee socks pulled ALL the way up, a walking stick/cane thingie, cool brown walking shoes, and the traditional male Scots purse of choice, a sporran!! Don't forget to add a beat-up old back-pack slung over the shoulders. So help me, he's wearing a shirt, but I'm so focused on the kilt & sporran that I don't care what shirt image you conjure.

OK now..... Got that image?!

I SAW HIM TODAY!!!!! (And if I had been driving, I'd have driven off the road). Wish I'd had my camera handy..... and that NCS's Barbarian Day had been a bit later... I could've sent him y'alls way & he'd have fit right in!!

Wednesday, November 8, 2006

From Mikey's Funnies


A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."


Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?


Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it!